20 Funny Signs That Were Found While Wandering Around Silvia Fernandez August 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM Last on August 18, 2025 by Matt Staff Neon halos, porcelain enamel, handpainted typography; these old signs were accidental galleries on the side of the road.
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Silvia Fernandez August 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Last on August 18, 2025 by Matt Staff
Neon halos, porcelain enamel, hand-painted typography; these old signs were accidental galleries on the side of the road. Some were witty on purpose; others became comedy gold after a few missing letters or a creative typo.
This roundup celebrates 20 delightfully unpolished signs that double as roadside art: small-town craft, big-time charm.
1. Speedway took a turn after a short circuit
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When two letters clock out early, brand strategy becomes slapstick. Lowbrow? Maybe. Unforgettable? Absolutely.
2. "Don't even think of parking here, big boy"
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A curbside reminder with bouncer energy. The curb means no, capisce?
3. Because women are always right
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We don't make the rules; just follow the arrows and wash up.
4. "Do marathoners know they don't have to?"
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Existential crisis, pump-side edition. Respect to the runners; we'll be over here… stretching our receipts.
5. "On-site home refinancing to help with gas"
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Finally, a station that knows the price pain. One fill-up, one mortgage consult.
6. "Free Oil Changes on All Teslas"
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A limited-time offer for cars with no oil. Next up: complimentary blinker fluid.
7. Safe Place, full stop
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Not a joke, just a good thing to see at a station. Kindness looks great in block letters.
8. "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest"
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Pump wisdom meets Monday blues. Where's the Friday nozzle?
9. "We have gluten-free gas"
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Great news for your car's carb intake. Zero wheat, 100% octane.
10. "Free gas: all exits, all stations, all pumps, all the time"
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Also known as "driving anywhere." The fine print writes itself.
11. Regular $2.19, Diesel $2.79, Milk $1.79
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A diversified forecourt portfolio. One stop for tanks and cereal.
12. "Naming the dog 'Shark' at the beach was a mistake"
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Nothing like shouting Shark! to clear a shoreline. Sorry, everyone.
13. "We don't care, just be fresh & wash your hands"
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Inclusivity plus hygiene is an all-around win.
14. "Donuts and beer now here"
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Breakfast and, also breakfast? Pair responsibly.
15. "Muffins spelled backward is what you do when they're done"
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Accurate quality control procedure.
16. Unleaded $3.59, Diesel $3.99, Slurpee $1.00
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Fuel your car, fuel your brain freeze. Coffee claims "Always Fresh" and we believe.
17. "Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It won't"
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Turns out it makes… other things. Culinary expectations, adjusted.
18. "If y'all could stop driving off with our hoses…"
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Friendly PSA from the nozzle department. Click, then vroom.
19. Mr. Gas: Eat Food, Get Gas, 24/7
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The copy writes its own punchline. We'll assume they mean fuel.
20. "Pizza Rolls are spaghetti-flavored Tide Pods"
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Bold metaphor; please don't test it. Laundry pods are not food, ever.
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